I invited the 4yo boy from across the road to come play with Ella on Saturday, thinking that she might stop demanding my attention so I wouldn't have to interrupt my work and/or yell at her to stop yelling at me.
As it turned out, Ella was so bossy to him, that I ended up having to referee most of the time he was there. So I ended up getting this gem from him:
Me - Ella's very bossy, isn't she?
Boy - Yes. Even my mum isn't that bossy.
This one will definitely be used in any potential future wedding speech!