Things I never thought I'd hear my 4yo say:
Ella [holding the adorable 12 week old pup we are minding] - Looking after a pup is not easy!
Ella - Can I clean the oven please, mum?
A joking reply that actually made laugh:
Godmother - We had a lovely time.
Ella - Why did you have a lovely time?
Godmother - Because Fred is rather lovely, don't you think?
Ella - Yeah... in a skirt!
And just classic 4yo Ella:
Ella - I'm trying to lock the door.
Me - Why do you want to lock the door.
Ella - So thieves can't come in... without knocking.